Tweets

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via hotboyproblems)

hotboyproblems:

when i move out im going to buy 10 puppies

assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

(via fake-mermaid)

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(Source: tsktsks, via teenagah)

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via hotboyproblems)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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,,

I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.

 Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via larmoyante)

(via memoirs-of-a-cat)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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